Wurzels Scandal - Ant and Dec branded "Dirty Pair"

Devon Pasty Munchers were delighted to hear that once again the Wurzels would be playing live during the summer. Only a few months since the Wurzels played a gig in Exeter the South West's finest beet combo are back in the county ready to blow the roof off Exmouth Pavillions.

The concert comes as some releif following the past few turbulentmonths which have seen allegations about the Wurzels range from them not drinking real cider during their act, their smocks being hand made in far east sweatshops and the appalling story about meeting a fake fan after being set up on Ant and Decs "Dirty Pair on Saturday Night"

Some might say that the accustion that Ant and Dec are a dirty pair of broadcasters is unfair however a report in the Daily Mail suggestes that with their history of deception and duping viewers with extortion methods such as bogus competitions and premium rate phone in scams the lable Dirty Pair is a no nonsense representation.

Deloitte found that the Dirty Pair's Takeaway was one of three shows which conned viewers out of £7.8million in premium-rate phone charges through rigged competition.

Well we've heard of fake tan but a fake fan?? It appears that the hilarious spoof of Jim'll Fix It was to arrange for a fan's dream to come true - meet the legendary Wurzels on live tv and crack the classic "arr the missus she likes a nice bit of pork in cider" gag.

However when the ungrateful and down right rude fan failed to turn up the tv show production team was in a spin - until "somebody" suggested they recruit "another fan" at the last minute. This bogus fan had recently worked with the Wurzels and was no stranger to the cow-muck singalongs they perform, nor did he mind being squashed between the Dirty Pair during the show.

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