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Posted by: Kim Mutton Tuesday 10th April 2007, 10:24am

Fifteen sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters, fourteen men, one woman.

Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map.

Headline: Pasty Muncher, Faye sells story for six figure sum.

Well there seems to be some value in her spilling the beans...

Faye gave Ahmadinejad a bloody nose in this exchange:

Ahmadinejad: How is your daughter?
Faye: I don’t know, Mr President, I haven’t seen her for 13 days – remember?

“Islamic fanatic” Ahmadinejad ”stutters”.

Ahmadinejad: Oh yes. But haven’t you been allowed a phone to call her?
Faye: No, I most certainly have not.

Ahmadinejad is “red-faced”.

Ahmadinejad: Er, well, good luck in your life and your future.

Says Faye: He looked really embarrassed and didn’t know what to do.

Headscarftastic.

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