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Posted by: Kim Mutton Wednesday 12th December 2007, 12:38pm
Last edited 12/12/2007 12:38pm by Kim Mutton

I had no choice ! !

Mumble Grumble

I am flabbergasted. Every day this week my lunchtime forray to the local Pasty Emporium that be Hartnells has been a disappointment. To be fair both Monday and Tuesday's visits were a bit late past lunch time but to find NO PASTIES in the oven is appalling. During the cold snap the good honest munching folk of this town need to stoke their boilers with the scrumptious savory delights.

A Cunning Plan -

Ah ha today I'll get my pasty mits on a whopping Devon Beauty (made and baked on the premises). Well blow me - 12.20 and they've been cleaned out of all but two Sneeze and Bunion pasties. What came over me I don't know but as I wipe the crumbs from the keyboard - the guey (spelling) glopulous filling is inside me.

I want a proper pasty

Until now I have kept my identity hidden from purveyors of pasties but I'm tempted to reveal all and try to "negotiate a deal" whereby I continue to rave about their products in return for a fresh hot fistfull of the South West's finest.

Russell Crowe claimed that he didn't use his celebrity to make a living? Would it be wrong if I were to abuse my fame in order to "jump the queue"

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