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Hai Karate: Classic men's fragrance from yesteryear

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Posted by: Kim Mutton Friday 13th April 2007, 4:20pm
Last edited 13/04/2007 4:20pm by Kim Mutton

be careful how you use it.

Hai Karate Aftershave

Pfizer (famous for Viagra) developed Hai Karate. This Vintage Commerical shows a girl coming at him from all angles and he had to karate chop her away - oddly turning to camera at one point to show his similarity to Woody Allen.

Hai Karate after shave lotion came with 'self-defense' instructions to help you fight off the hordes of horny women attracted by the scent.

"Don't dare use Hai Karate without memoriing this: These instructions will help you to defend yourself from women in case you apply an over dose of Hai Karate
It then gives three simple steps to 'remove' the offending women.

I'm pretty sure any smellies released today which advocated the hitting of women or men wouldn't get very far! Although a little bird told me Calvin Klien is considering releasing CK Slap-Per the fragrance for chicks that don't have to try too hard.

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