Posted in November 2009

f You Like These Jokes - You're Crackers

Source: Kim Mutton
Wednesday 25th November 2009, 5:20pm

Cracker Jokes - Every ones a cracker

I can't thank the BBC enough for these crackers:-

Why did the pasty cross the road?

Because he was meat 'n' potato!

Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?I
A: "rendeer"

What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: David Dickinson.

Links required -oh yes but of course

What about some lovely Christmas hampers

Munch on merrily on high.

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Dubai - Bigger and Bigger

Source: Kim Mutton
Wednesday 11th November 2009, 5:01pm

Dubai - Crackers place mate - big, hot and sandy

Dubai - Big and Bouncey

Ok so now they've only gone and got the biggest sweet shop in the world - where are you Woolworths when we need you most.

Yes Dubai now boasts a massive confectionary emporium - Candylicious - rotten American name but what do you expect from a city whose only goal is to be super sized.

Dubai Flights

Dubai Airport claims the biggest Duty Free shop offering a huge range of "duty free" products - perfume, aftershave, and gifts to passengers taking advantage of the abundance of cheap flights to Dubai

Over on the gabber community I came accross this feature about crazy Dubai which listed a variety of ridiculous events and attractions - unlikely activities in the desert - Black run Skiing, surfing and even immersing yourself in one of the world's biggest golden showers in the Gold Souk where 25 tonnes of the shiney shiney stuff is on display to tempt sun crazed shoppers.

The more I see of Dubai the more I feel I am going crazy - its BIG - its CRAZY - its DUBAI

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Only A Game

Source: Kim Mutton
Tuesday 3rd November 2009, 12:24pm

Christmas tips for desperated gift seekers

Gift of Games

Don't stress - you can either afford to splash out at Christmas or not.

Be fully prepared to tell folk if you're skint and they can whistle if the expect a chrimble gift from you.

On the other hand if you have a few baob to spare then make the most of your christmas spend.

Get the latest games consoles as family gifts

Don't go hunting for individual gifts - combine wherever you can.

What games are hot this year?

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Ideal for the Xbox 360 Modern Warfare 2 is due for release later this month and should be a killer game for adults and children alike but many playstation diehards insist it will play far far better on the new slim console - modern warfare 2 for ps3

The debate "which games console is best" rolls on and on. Microsoft XBox 360 fans look down on playstation gamers with pity whereas ps3 players roll on floor laughing at those who choose any other console for their home entertainment

Whatever happened to the Wii

With all the attention of the ps3 and xbox it is easy to forget the madness surounding the Nintendo Wii over the past two Christmases with both consoles and wii games selling out. This year nintendo have released wii fit PLUS - a follow up to the ridiculaour best selling wii fit game - see the wii fit video

Another bonkers game up for release later this month will be Assins Creed - again version 2

Assassin's Creed 2

With all the excitement surrounding call of duty this game will be of interest to a niche market of assassins creed freaks who anticipate many hours of medieval mischief from the 20th November

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