Pasty Muncher - Posted in July 2008
Home | Skip Navigation | Access Keys | Accessibility FAQs | Log In | Register
Free Classified Ads
Blogs
Dating
Photos
Community

Recent Entries

Blog RSS Feed

Cerche les chausettes perdu

Ou est le deux sox?

8th February 2012

Blog y Mate

I thought it was Welsh!

30th December 2011

Was is Das? Herman Ze German

People of Britain, this is a national security announcement: beware Herman the German

29th December 2011

Top Travel Blogs

Checking out one or two lesser know travel sites revealed some delightful gems

9th December 2011

Not being heard?

My mate Nick Louder is unhappy that he just isn't being heard.

17th November 2011

Are Tattoos for You

Tattoos - are they cool or just a shocking waste of money that look horrid over time.

31st October 2011

More Buzz

Bees Bumble On

31st August 2011

Bye bye lightbulbs...

The reign of the 60 watt lightbulb is over....

24th August 2011

Curious about Curation

Recently I have become curious about curation

16th August 2011

Bovey Tracey - Static homes and trailer parks

Bovey Tracey, gateway to Dartmoor possibly has a lot of "mobile" homes

18th July 2011

Archive

February 2012

December 2011

November 2011

October 2011

August 2011

July 2011

June 2011

May 2011

April 2011

March 2011

February 2011

December 2010

November 2010

October 2010

September 2010

August 2010

July 2010

June 2010

May 2010

April 2010

March 2010

February 2010

January 2010

December 2009

November 2009

October 2009

September 2009

August 2009

July 2009

June 2009

May 2009

April 2009

March 2009

February 2009

January 2009

November 2008

October 2008

September 2008

August 2008

July 2008

June 2008

May 2008

April 2008

March 2008

February 2008

January 2008

December 2007

November 2007

October 2007

September 2007

August 2007

July 2007

June 2007

May 2007

April 2007

March 2007

February 2007

Home > Blogs > Pasty Muncher > Posted in July 2008

Pasty Muncher

Posted in July 2008

Munching with the best of 'em. Tirelessly searching for the perfect pasty.

Subway Melt - Unpleasant Stink in the Office

Source: Kim Mutton
Monday 28th July 2008, 10:22am

It took well over an hour for the Subway Melt stench to disappear.

Take Away Food - Munch it Elsewhere

Its the last Monday in July and following a sublime weekend of nothing but lazing around in the sunshine, recharging the batteries I had an early start to the day - all is well....until....

9:10am and a disgusting waft of fast food fills the workspace. A colleague immediately remarks that its "stinky" and windows are opened but nothing seems to be able to rid the place of the dreadful pong - far worse than this report that "something stinks"

Apparantly the culprit has picked up a Subway Melt - including onions - how thoughtful - and brought it into work to munch. It has a stench of yesterdays picnic leftovers that have sweated overnight in a polythene bag.

Bring in a food hamper - go the whole hog

Some of us make time for breakfast before leaving the house for work. The thought of stopping off for a Subway Melt

Any more of this and I'll bring in a bowl of last nights kedgeree and rehaeat it for all to enjoy.

Give an inch - smell it a mile away

I blame the company. Not so long ago in an effort to cheer the troops it was announced that Friday would be Bacon Butty Friday and a good hour or two would be spent chasing the requests for hot pig meat nourishment.

Pasty Denied!

Of course this then provoked further discsussion. I obviously asked for a pasty but was told they had none (I suspect this not to be true and I was being penalised for "thinking outside the breakfast box"). The veggies began to order cheese rolls and I thought that it would be fair to ask for a chicken and avacardo salad baguette which I could hold over until lunch. This I was told, was not an option!

Fresh Fruit or a Smoothie?

There was a time when good quality fresh fruit was freely available for workers to satisfy their nibblings and help to prevent high blood pressure by going down the healthy five-a-day route. However the appearance of fruit is infrequent which is a shame - our research team has just compiled a how to choose a Smoothie Maker guide so we could make our own healthy fruit drinks.

Permalink

To report this post follow the permalink above

Wurzels Scandal - Ant and Dec branded "Dirty Pair"

Source: Kim Mutton
Friday 4th July 2008, 5:14pm

The lovely straw chewin' Wurzles fight more scandal allegations following Ant and Dec's Dirty Pair outrageous exploits.

Devon Pasty Munchers were delighted to hear that once again the Wurzels would be playing live during the summer. Only a few months since the Wurzels played a gig in Exeter the South West's finest beet combo are back in the county ready to blow the roof off Exmouth Pavillions.

The concert comes as some releif following the past few turbulentmonths which have seen allegations about the Wurzels range from them not drinking real cider during their act, their smocks being hand made in far east sweatshops and the appalling story about meeting a fake fan after being set up on Ant and Decs "Dirty Pair on Saturday Night"

Ant and Dec - Dirty Pair

Some might say that the accustion that Ant and Dec are a dirty pair of broadcasters is unfair however a report in the Daily Mail suggestes that with their history of deception and duping viewers with extortion methods such as bogus competitions and premium rate phone in scams the lable Dirty Pair is a no nonsense representation.

Deloitte found that the Dirty Pair's Takeaway was one of three shows which conned viewers out of £7.8million in premium-rate phone charges through rigged competition.

Recruitment of a fake fan

Well we've heard of fake tan but a fake fan?? It appears that the hilarious spoof of Jim'll Fix It was to arrange for a fan's dream to come true - meet the legendary Wurzels on live tv and crack the classic "arr the missus she likes a nice bit of pork in cider" gag.

However when the ungrateful and down right rude fan failed to turn up the tv show production team was in a spin - until "somebody" suggested they recruit "another fan" at the last minute. This bogus fan had recently worked with the Wurzels and was no stranger to the cow-muck singalongs they perform, nor did he mind being squashed between the Dirty Pair during the show.

Permalink

To report this post follow the permalink above

 

More Blogs

Wayne Sharrocks-Author

This blog on local author Wayne Sharrocks will keep you updated on new novels, book-signing dates & forthcoming press/media interviews/articles. Pegasus Elliot MacKenzie Publishers Ltd. Sheraton House - Castle Park Cambridge - CB3 OAX

golf clubs sale

Worldgolfsale.com offers golf clubs worldwide,many brands such as TaylorMade, Callaway, Titleist, Nike, Ping and so on are provided with these discount golf clubs with high quality and performance.Welcome to our discount golf clbus for sale!

PureTravel Malaysia Adventure Holidays

Malaysia travel guide packed with tips and advice and useful information on activities and adventures. Find out what you need to see and do find out and what's hot right now.

lcy

it is me

Arabian Coffee Blog

Arabian coffee blends made from freshly ground coffee beans. Our traditional Arabica coffee is an authentic Middle Eastern experience and excellent with Arabic Food.

British Arab Federation Blog

Primarily concerned with affairs relating to Arab Business, Arab Culture and Arab News, we conduct research and implement community work.

ReadyGenerators.com Blog

ReadyGenerators.com on the Power Generator Market

Glucosamine for Dogs - Supplements

www.arthritisindogsandpets.com Glucosamine is found naturally in joints, cartilage and synovial fluid and is a natural dietary supplement

Arthritis in Dogs

Arthritis in dogs is something the owner generally ignores until it's too late, often thinking it won't happen to my dog. They miss the tell tale signs that may be the early stages of dog arthritis.

wholesale golf equipment

Just share the wholesale golf equipment , retail golf bags with all of you .

UK Classifieds | Contact Us | Press Releases | Site Map | Link to Us
©Copyright itsmymarket.com 2006 - 2012 | Terms & Conditions | Disclaimer | Privacy | Environmental Policy