Posted in May 2008

Did you hear about the bomb in Exeter?

Source: Kim Mutton
Friday 23rd May 2008, 4:19pm

It hadn't even blown the bloomin' door off, which is the least you'd expect for some kind of terror attack. It wasn't us claim the Pasty Liberation Front.

Capital City of Devon - Exeter - was rocked to its very foundations when a "device" went off in Giraffe.

Shops and businesses had an unexpected half day closing following a mental health service user's mis hap with some chemicals and a couple of nails in the toilets of fat-food outlet Giraffe at the edge of the city's new Princesshay development.

Amidst the initial confusion reports were of fatalities and heavy casualties as the "mega balst" rocked the city centre.

The Pasty Liberation Front - one of whoms members iworks in offices on Southernhay adjacent to Giraffe - was quick to deny any invlovement with the organisation adding to its statement "we were a little puzzled that we didn't hear a peep at the time of the "explosion" yet watching the news pasty munching members of the public were claiming really loud bangs were heard as far away as the Odeon Cinema".

Dirty Tricks - not our style

"It is an obvious assumption that we would be looking to stop this sort of non-pasty fast food business but letting off fireworks in toilet cubuicles is definately not our style. We cannot condone the actions of this "bomber" although we may have shed the odd crocodile tear"

Reports on This Isn't Exeter are more blunt: "It hadn't even blown the bloody door off, which is the least you'd expect for some kind of terror attack"

Bomb Squad Land Rovers still on patrol

Frivolity aside it is still a stark reminder that "it could happen" and the sight of an increased police presence in the city centre is un-nerving.

And the old joke about "does my bomb look big in this" isn't the same round these parts.

Basil Brush simply commented "Boom Boom"

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Crafty Affair in Bovey Tracey

Source: Kim Mutton
Friday 16th May 2008, 5:10pm

The fifth annual Contemporary Craft Fair on 6th to 8th June 2008. Contemporary Crafts or Over priced "Art"?

Craft Fair Bovey Tracey Devon

Another hot date in the tourist/holiday calender - the Devon Guild of Crafts (men and women) are again playing host to the Contemporary Craft Fair in the Guilds home town Bovey Tracey.

The event attracts hundreds of designers and artists to exhibit and sell their work as well as lead masterclasses and workshops for visitors of al abilities.

The admission is a reasonable £6 for adults and free parking quite rightly is available.

The Good, Bad and Arty-Farty

Even for a simple rural chap the craft fair experience is hardly the equivilent of Glastonbury but ironically attracts a large number of pretentious young erban media types who oh-my-gosh and golly WOW its just like simply amaaaaaazing there way around the stalls desperate to part with their money in a Harry Enfield "I saw you coming" style.

Talking of festivals this Glastonbudget has to be worth a mention but I can find one thing the craft faire shares with Glastonbury - MUD

Pasty Muncher Heaven

This year should see plenty of family friendly things to do during the craft fair - and if all else fails grab a proper pasty at the show ground or explore Bovey Tracey which has a disproportionate number of pubs for its size who I don't doubt will be happy to see their trade grow.

heads up for:-

• Unlike Vicar of Dibley Kylie will not be opening fair

• Freelander ferry ride from quag mire carpark

and proud supporter

• "Pull Yourself Together Curtains"

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Hurrah - Bank Holiday

Source: Kim Mutton
Friday 2nd May 2008, 4:14pm

Busy Bank Holiday Ahead - Lustleigh May Day, Off Road Land Rover Madness and a trip to Trago Mills.

The first of May marks the true arrival of Spring in Devon - already the hedgerows and trees are in leaf and with a nice drop of rain and some warm air over the weekend we should be enjoying the verdant glory of the South West.

Whats On - Bank Holiday in south devon

To mark the start of the tourist/holiday season Devon offers a huge range of outdoor activities for all the family. The truely incredible Gnome Reserve will open its gates and Trago Mills can expect bumper crowds of bargain hunters to descend throughout the weekend.

Outdoor Events

Although the surf forecast is promising the water is really cold this time of year making so it is still necessary to wear a full winter wetsuit - which hardly seems fitting for the seasonal celebration.

Lustleigh May Day

Rural Pole Dancing

Oh how quaint - the chocoalte box village holds its annual pagan ritual during its May Day Celebrations - ritual crowning of May Queen the day is only made bearable when the Pole Dancing begins - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXzY7YhNvW0

Top tip - check out the local shop and grab some of their wonderful pasties to heat up properly later.

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