Posted in October 2007

Polish it off.

Source: Kim Mutton
Friday 26th October 2007, 3:41pm

Eastern European Food - Why?

Chuck the Foreign Muck

The CO-OP at Trago Mills has dedicated an entire section of its new look store (still dirty scuffed flooring) to Eastern European food!

Garish orange and yellow lables with odd lettering, bizzare pictures and various jars of pickled whatnots and what look like goat scrote stew are piled high below a banner that tries to tempt the shoppers.

Of course its s shrewd move. As noted previously and recorded on Wikipeeddo Trago Mills flagship store has double standards - simultaneously promoting "untie UK from EU" whilst embracing the cheap labour of our new European partners - http://www.guardian.co.uk/immigration/story/0,,1983940,00.html

Another new shop opens in Exeter

In Exeter, just down from the Picture House a new shop has opened imaginatively named "The Polish Shop" - it may have been there a while as all the attention has been on the new Princess-Hey development.

G'Exeter is soooooo cosmopolitan these-a-days. I would have been more appreciative had "the polish shop" hilariously opened with no stock on the shelves yet still attract a huge queue just like back in the good Pole Days.

Anyone know the Polish for "pasty"?

I hope the immigrants soon encounter the wonderous pasty - after all it has to be better than Huntsman casserole - ingedients include deer droppings and ground antlers - who would want finely minced luggage in their food?

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Scrum-ptious

Source: Kim Mutton
Wednesday 17th October 2007, 11:21am

Pasty Munchers of England - Raise your Crusts to Glory

Johnny English Saves the Day

I watched the bizarre game on Saturday - not a patch on Stictly-Cum-Ball-Room for glamoour and exitment.

Why oh Why oh Why don't the players kick for goal more - it seems to be the simplest way of knocking up the points as proved towards the end of the match when Johnny

Another question I couldn't find an answer for is can two burly (pasty munching) players support another player carrying the ball, on their shoulders run at the defence line and when brought down send the smaller chap hurtling ahead through the air (ball still in hand) to thrust him toward the try line - job done?

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Wispa - the bar is back in town.

Source: Kim Mutton
Wednesday 10th October 2007, 10:45am

Blowing Bubbles at Aero the Wispa bar is re-launched. Munch on.

Don't shout about it - Wispa bars are back on the shelf

The ongoing campaign http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6952362.stm to bring back the Wispa Bar seems to have succeeded but at what prices?

Cadburys have knocked out 23 million Wispa bars for a re-lauch this month to satsfy the tide of online pressure and encouragement.

A colleague picked one up at WH Smiths and proudly presented the "new" "improved" Wispa to us this morning.

Are my eyes deceiving me? It looks a whole lot flatter than I remember - indeed about half the size.

Ah well chomp away to the groovey tunes on Wispa FM - yes for real

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Wurzels Play Exeter

Source: Kim Mutton
Monday 1st October 2007, 11:25am

Hot Dates in Devon - Devon Rocks Off - The Wurzels are coming to town.

Before embarking on my recent travels I couldn't figure out which gave me more pleasure - seeing a Lord in full Pirate regalia on "Talk like a Pirate Day" or clocking the poster on the Riverside Sports Centre "Wurzels - 26th October"

We all know the Wurzels and happily sing along to their classic hits and the more hardcore have probably grabbed a copy of their covers album "Never Mind The Bullocks" which includes Robbies Rock DJ with a horse - Neigghhhhtastic.

Stillyano offer their support in Exeter on 26th October. Never Heard of 'em.

Ey up - just listned to a couple of demos and discover I can't use my line "Young pretenders to the throne of Yokle Rock are Stillyano" but what the heck - as long as I successfully smuggle my flagon into the Riverside (its a bloomin swimming pool) I'll be happy as an orchard wasp.

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