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Woolpack - The Next Generation

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Posted by: Eddie2sox Sunday 18th February 2007, 10:43am
Last edited 18/02/2007 10:43am by Eddie2sox

Some of us "young" parents who frequent The Woolpack have been discussing the future, and how the town will cope when our children start going out together....

We think that the future nightclub population of King's Lynn will be powerless to resist the combined charms of "Woolpack - The Next Generation" (WTNG). The fact is they are a group of the most good-looking, photogenic, hilarious youngsters you'll ever meet, and members of the opposite sex will be helpless - especially when they're hunting in a pack. Misty and Sam have already "bonded" incredibly well - Vonny and me felt like gooseberries that day at Legoland.....

Cast List

The members of WTNG are:

Kourtney (9) - Chanie's little sister

Misty (6) - Vonny's daughter

Ellie (3) - Scott's daughter

Sam (3) - my little boy

Jack (nearly 1) - Georgie's son

Talking to Georgie and Chanie last night (see photo), we pictured the scene, fifteen years in the future. We've all met in The Woolpack on Saturday night as always, and WTNG are about to head out the door, onwards into town. Us old people are enjoying a riotous game of dominoes, and the sherry and real ale is flowing.

"Kourtney, remember, keep an eye on them!"

"Misty, you're the negotiator. If acting reasonably fails, hissy fit is the way forward."

"Ellie, try not to humiliate too many blokes tonight with your razor sharp sarcasm please?"

"Sam....ONE woman at a time tonight OK...."

"Jack....Jack.....JACK! Breaking hearts is NOT compulsory yeah?"

It's going to be messy.

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