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Woolpack Charity Pool Tournament - 27 May 07

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Posted by: Eddie2sox Monday 28th May 2007, 4:37pm
Last edited 28/05/2007 4:37pm by Eddie2sox

The banter finally got too much and a challenge was issued.....would the regulars who don't like being in pool teams be better than the pool teams themselves?

And so it came to pass that four teams of pool players gathered in The Woolpack public house, to do battle and establish which among them was the best.

The teams - the official Woolpack "A" Team, the Woolpack "B" Team, the Woolpack Wallies (regulars who want a pop at the official players), and Vonnie's Dollies (see picture), a female version of Woolpack Wallies.

The format - every team plays a match against every other team. Matches are three frames of randomly-drawn doubles. Each frame win scores one point. The match winners gain two bonus points. So every match will result in either 4-1 or 5-0.

The event kicked off with the Woolpack Wallies humiliating the much-fancied Woolpack "A" Team 5-0! Woolie B beat the Dollies 5-0, and then continued their good form by coming out 4-1 winners against the Wallies.

Scores: Woolie B 9, Wallies 6, Woolie A 0, Dollies 0.

Next match was the Woolie A against the....it has to be said.....amazingly sexy, curvaceous, brum brum Dollies. It was a hard fought game, which unfortunately the supremely fanciable Dollies lost 1-4.

Scores: Woolie B 9, Wallies 6, Woolie A 4, Dollies 1.

Penultimate match. A colossal encounter, with added needle. The "A" Team against the "B" Team. The B Team could win the tournament with a win here. How disappointing then, that the A Team finally woke up and dished out a 5-0 spanking!

Scores: Woolie A 9, Woolie B 9, Wallies 6, Dollies 1.

The scene was set. The Wallies had to beat the cute-ass Dollies to take the title. Which of course they did, and posted a 5-0 scoreline.

Scores: Wallies 11, Woolie A 9, Woolie B 9, Dollies 1.

A play-off for second place saw Macca of the A's meet Lee of the B's in a one frame shoot-out.....Macca won.

Final placings saw the Wallies as winners, the A Team as runners-up, followed by the B Team and then the most bodacious Dollies.

So, the purpose of this Bank Holiday extravaganza? Money for charity mate! The charity was Samaritans who benefitted to the tune of £210. GREAT work everybody.

In a nod to Live Aid, Brocky recreated Geldof's famed "Give us your f***ing money" appeal.....but Geldof didn't follow that with "You bunch of f***ing c****!"

Great event, well organised, everyone had a good time Everyone's a winner!

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