Thursday has been a good day!

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Posted by: Eddie2sox Thursday 8th February 2007, 5:28pm
Last edited 08/02/2007 5:28pm by Eddie2sox

Who'd have thought that a bland day like Thursday could turn out to be good fun?

Got up early, listened to KLFM breakfast show for a while......then switched to Radio 1 and Moylesey.....they're both good, but in different ways.

Eventually time to head out the door......on the way into town I "accidentally" met Scottish and we decided to have a quick pint in the Woolpack......well.....The Woolie was a lot quieter today than last night! Vonny was behind the bar, other folk included Scottish, Carina, Digit, Kelly (aka Niecey), DJ Jay, Suzie Dog.

Same Size Animals

Debate - if ALL living creatures were the same size, which would win a fight?

Conclusion - no decision, except than "man" would lose to EVERY opponent in Round One (even koala bear).

Rattlesnake v polar bear.......we think the snake would win if it could get a strike in, otherwise the polar bear would pick up the snake by the rattle and whack it on the ground like the scum that it is! Undecided as to the outcome.......

Ant v Lion. Nobody could decide who would win this one. Eventually went for lion. Ants, termites, locusts like to hunt in great numbers. One on one we think they would be a LOT less gobby! Oi! Ant! Shut it!

And then someone suggested - what if the matches were played on a home and away basis......killer whale v hamster......obviously on home ground (i.e. the sea) killer whale will have a substantial advantage, plus the whalesong support of the humpbacks and blues (the sperms fell out over a dispute about sprat rights around Orkney). But back on terra firma hamster only has to avoid flapping flippers for a day or two, and will come out victorious. And so to penalties. IF the second leg is inland, the ocean-division have no chance, as they will be dead already, thus a walkover. At sea it's a lottery, but you'd have to back the aquatic shooter purely due to home advantage. Any creature from England, whatever the venue, WILL lose on penalties.

And so to the subject of inter-species card games. We were all a bit mentally fogged by now. But the first example - rattlesnake v meerkat - provides fuel for further debate.
Obviously, playing poker, the meerkat would win. Mainly because the rattlesnake can't hold his cards and they have to be laid out on the table in front of him. He can only, actually, play a card using his tongue. MAJOR advantage for Meerkat. Pre-match hype from the rattlesnake was, allegedly, "I'll beat him with one hand tied behind my back!"

"You've got no hands.!

"OK....Look Mum, No Hands!"

Reptiles and cardgames don't mix.

The Big Question

IF you eat yourself, completely, nothing left, would you weigh twice as much or nothing at all?

How big is King's Lynn?

KL is pretty small, but thinks of itself as pretty big. Speaking to a couple of Scottish mates, KL is as big as a district of Livingston, Scotland. It apparently seems funny to these chaps that KL is seeking "city" status, when it's so small.....what do you think? In Scotland there are now only three types of people - those from Edinburgh, those from Glasgow, and the rest, called "teuchters"! If you're not from a city you're a retard......pretty much how Lynn people see Wisbech.

Quiz Night

Last thing, haul your ass to The Woolpack on February 25 for the quiz, definitely the best quiz in Norfolk! Kick off at 8 pm.

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