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Scams R Us!

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Posted by: Eddie2sox Wednesday 28th November 2007, 8:02pm

As regular readers know, I love these scam emails, and try to take the fight back to the clowns who send them...

But there was a problem. I easily lost track of what I'd replied to which scammer. Not any more! I've written two standard replies, and will write a third if and when any scammer dense enough not to realise he's being ridiculed replies to number two.

Nearly all my scammers "work" at the same place, a bank in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. I am going to compile a list of their names and job titles, this must be the most corrupt bank in the world. But until I get round to that, the scammer-baiting continues. Here are my standard replies:

Standard Reply Number 1:

If you send me any more emails please use the header line “FROTTAGE” so I know you are genuine and not involved in a scam.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Yours,

Delia Oliver"

Standard Reply Number 2:

Also, what happened to the password of “FROTTAGE”? Are you for real or a scam merchant?

Be careful or I will get a friend who lives in Burkina Faso to come to your house, choke your chicken and spank your monkey.

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once - “FROTTAGE”.

Yours,

Delia Oliver"

Pic is a scam I'd like to have invented.

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