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Posted by: Eddie2sox Saturday 19th January 2008, 9:29pm

Seconds Out - Round Three!

At last one gullible scammer has replied to my second standard reply. What a breakthrough. He's even started including the word "Frottage" in the subject line, bless him/her.

Naturally I have returned a new standard reply, which reads as follows:

Thank you for the email. The word “FROTTAGE” tells me you are genuine.

However, I cannot continue until I am sure about you and your religion. I am a member of the religion known as “The West Norfolk Congregation Of Left-Handed Rug Munchers”. We have very specific beliefs and rituals and I need to know if your own religious beliefs are compatible. For example, how many times a week do you - personally - felch?

Please let me know all about your religion before we can continue. I (literally) can’t wait to hear from you again. Remember - FROTTAGE on top.

Huggles,

Delia Oliver"

Fingers crossed that he continues his good form and makes himself the first member of the "fourth reply" club as well. At that point I'll introduce a request to see him/her posed with some ridiculous message or item, as shown in the pic. Scammers. I love 'em!

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