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OK. Saturday night. I was supposed to be watching a film at the pictures with a mate, but a last minute swerve scuppered that idea.... So I went to the pub.
Won a few bob out of the quiz machine with the help of a fellow Leeds United fan.
Discussed Michael Caine's film career. I think he DID say "You're only supposed to blow the doors off", but I think "Stop throwing them spears at me" is an urban myth. Reading (the place) John told us that Caine himself wrote an ending for The Italian Job. With the bus balancing delicately over a cliff, in Michael Caine's ending they kept the engine running. Why? The petrol tanks were at the back of the bus, so when most of the petrol was used the bus balanced back on the front end. England wins! In another alternative the driver walked out of the bus, meaning the bus went over the edge, allowing the Mafia (who had been following the gang) to grab the gold for themselves.
Debbie is back in the pub. She left a few months ago to run a pub near Wisbech but it didn't work out, and she's back. A few people have issues with Debbie, but I don't. Each to their own. We've always got on well, she's looked after me to some extent, and we are brother/sister, cos we're local. She invited me to sit between her legs, but she's a married woman and that would be plain wrong. It's fine that Debbie is back but I do feel very sorry for Kim and Danny who moved here from the south coast.
There was a page 3 girl in drinking, looking lovely.
Trevor and Sue were in and we had a good chat about many things, including this blog, and the power of the people. We're teaming up to promote wheelchair issues, they'll moan, I'll blog, two-pronged attack should work well.
Altogether, another exciting night in The Woolpack!
p.s.
Evel Knievel is planning his most challenging stunt yet. He's going to jump 15 double decker buses. Apparently the bloke driving his hearse isn't best pleased.... Spread the Word
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