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Posted by: Eddie2sox Thursday 22nd February 2007, 3:50pm

Been a good day so far......

Had to nip out to Tesco for a couple of bits......popped into The Woolpack for a quick pint on the way home.....ooooops, ended up having four.......

Karina was in with her adorable puppy Leila (pic), who is virtually doubling in size each week! Settled down for a pint and a chinwag with Vonny (Norfolk's Best Barstaff), Louis, DJ J and John.

For a start.....£250 for a dog? Leila cost that, but you can pop into any big city and grab a dog for free, and they'd probably love you for life if you stick a bowlful of Pal in front of their nose.

Did you know that Johnny Cash was one of America's top code-breakers during the second world war?

Are you gay or lesbian? Does recognising that a member of the same sex is attractive make you bat for the other side? If so, at what level? For example, "most" blokes would say that, yes, Brad Pitt is attractive. Move down the ladder a little.....is James Nesbit attractive? Down further, is the bloke behind the counter at Vancouver Butchers attractive? Where do you draw the line, if at all? As an ugly bloke myself I am well aware of good looking men, but I don't fancy them. You don't have to be a cook to know the soup tastes fantastic.

So onto a dodgy subject.....I don't think IMM would let it stay here, so the key phrases "Joe Strummer", "Eric Clapton", "Kit Kat Shuffle" and "All men are ******* or liars". So true Vonny.

If you go to Africa, beware hippos! They kill more humans every year than lions or tigers or elephants or gerbils.

My mate Louis runs a motor-racing team! They started out called "Team America! F*** Yeah!", but as they've grown they are now known by the catchy title of "Advance Vehicle Rental Scorpio Electronics A Tech Computers Silena Automotive Ma Ha UK Fiesta Boys" If you need any custom made parts for your car speak to Louis! Actually, give young Louis some space, he's just had a "lump" removed from his back which has now gone for biopsy. the more fingers you all cross, the better.

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