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My toothbrush is haunted

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Posted by: Eddie2sox Tuesday 6th February 2007, 8:43am

Either that or it's possessed by malevolent dental-equipment dwelling demons

I am the proud owner of an electric toothbrush, as recommended to me by the RAF hygienist. Unfortunately MY toothbrush doesn't seem to be just an inanimate tool to ensure oral hygiene - it picks on me.

Sometimes it switches itself on for no reason - usually in the middle of the night, thus scaring me witless.

Sometimes it won't switch on at all, which means I have to use it like a regular brush, which is just annoying.

Worst of all, sometimes it refuses to switch on, and then, when I take it out of my mouth, it DOES turn itself on, spraying toothpaste all over the place. This sounds pretty funny huh, but believe me I was NOT impressed when it happened minutes before an interview last year - I had to go to meet a potential employer wearing a dark suit with a million tiny white spots all over it.

Anyone know of a good vicar, at reasonable prices, who exorcises personal care products?

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