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Jeremy Kyle Bingo!

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Posted by: Eddie2sox Thursday 8th February 2007, 9:47am

Does anyone else watch the car-crash TV show aka The Jeremy Kyle Show?

Let's face it, it's rubbish! Yet strangely compelling viewing. And they know their target audience, all the adverts are for debt-removal companies, weight-watching groups, personal injury lawyers etc!

You can however have fun at Jeremy's expense, by playing JK Bingo. Randomly pick half a dozen phrases from the list below, and tick them off as he says them (most of them WILL get an airing every day!). Last one to tick off all their list gets the kettle on....and so, the phrases:

"Somebody think about the children!"

"There are children involved here"

"Let's NAIL this"

"Two sides to every story"

"FACT!"

"True or false?" "Yes or no?" "This is important; look at me"

"Let's draw a line in the sand"

"Everybody gets their say"

"I'm being [totally/completely] honest with you" "Be honest"

"Let's cut to the chase"

"Great respect to you" / "Total respect to you" / "No disrespect to you"

"Its no good saying/lets stop all this/He said She said"

"Let's move forward" "I actually believe you can do it" "We have to do this"

"I feel sorry for the unborn child"

"We can start today" ".... on national television"

"Let's bring in the other parts of the equation"

"You're a disgrace, madam!"

"Fair play to you, mate" "Fair play"

"Will you do it - just for me?"

"The child is the innocent in all of this"

"The man who takes somebody else's child on deserves the most enormous amount of respect, don't you think, ladies and gentlemen?"

"Am I right, ladies and gentlemen?"

"Go out, get a job, and work like the rest of us have to!"

"Me and every other taxpayer..."

"It's time to wake up and smell the coffee"

"I know about drugs... my brother was a heroin addict"

"This is an issue very close to my heart."

"I won't go into details..."

"I'm 40, I'm getting on a bit."

"Disgraceful!"

"My sister-in-law was a prima ballerina and weighed 4 and a half stone"

"I used to drive through the night to see my kids..."

"A brave lady"

"Do it now..."

CON-TRA-CEP-TION (in aloud and obtuse voice, signalling with his hand as if the word Contraception was in large illuminated writing)

"The Voice of reason...."

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