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Posted by: Eddie2sox Friday 2nd November 2007, 12:39pm
Last edited 02/11/2007 12:39pm by Eddie2sox

The Woolpack's greatest agony-aunt based "fill in the gaps" contest is back with a ****! (Answer = BANG!

Yes quiz fans, you read that right, "Dear Deidre" is BACK in The Woolpack! The game where punters have to fill in the missing word from the headlines on The Sun's Dear Deidre problem page returned last night for the first time in.....ooooh.....yonks.

Reigning champion Craig was present to defend his title, with stiff opposition from Susie Lemonpants, Jay and Shaun. The rules are simple - contestants try to guess the word that has been removed from the headline of each sob story, if they get it spot-on the bag 2 points, a good attempt nets 1 point, and points can be added or deducted for ANYTHING at all. Last year 2 points were awarded for someone wearing a nice yellow jumper. Bribes are always welcome, and usually rewarded.

The headlines were (the stars don't equate to the number of letters in the answers):

1. "Sex so sweet and **** with my dad's new wife".

2. "All jibes and no ****".

3. "She sleep-****"

4. "Perv boss texted me **** pics".

5. "Bride **** me blind".

The game was intense and tactical, the quality of play was high, and the new Dear Deidre Champion Of The World is SUSIE LEMONPANTS! Good work girlie, and hard lines boys. And Craig, you took the loss of your world crown with great dignity and sportsmanship. You'll be back son, you'll be back....

By the way, the correct answers were:

1 - Hot

2 - Action

3 - Cheats

4 - Naked

5 - Robbed

DEAR DEIDRE ROCKS!

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