Another Way To Die In Your Sleep

Blog: Norfolk Single Dad
Posted by: Eddie2sox Monday 19th February 2007, 11:20am
Last edited 19/02/2007 11:20am by Eddie2sox

Sneezing; When Gorillas Attack!; Last Slice Of Pie; Job Hunt

Aaaaaachoooo!

I've woken up with another stinking cold today. S'not fair. This time I am actually succumbing to drugs instead of letting nature take its course, as I've got a voluntary shift this evening. Everything aches, and I am sneezing like a snuff-fiend(very unusual for me). So come on Anadin Extra, get cracking!

A New Way To Die

I had another nightmare ending in my own death last night, this time I was ripped apart by a gorilla in the garden! I can't remember what order these little parts of the dream occurred, but if you can decipher what my subconcious is trying to tell me then please let me know. It was set overseas, rather like an RAF posting, but I wasn't in the RAF in the dream. It was kind of hot and tropical. There was some flooding, and while I was out walking I saw a huge black bear swimming in the floodwater. There were two train engines that didn't run on rails, and could move their front wheels to steer round corners. There was a caretaker who became a country and western singer/drummer, and sang:

"You're my friend when I'm hungry,

You're my shelter from troubled winds,

You're my anchor in life's ocean,

But will I ever eat Harle's grapes?"

What the heck is THAT about then? Harle's grapes? And I don't KNOW any Don Williams songs (thank you Google for the words today).

Anyway, shortly after this song I looked out of the window and saw two gorillas in the next garden - I rushed to get a camera to take a picture, went outside, but got spotted by a baby gorilla. This drew the attention of its mum, and she crashed through the hedge and killed me! The moral of this story is what...........?

Family Guy

When I got home last night I was way too excited to go to bed straight away, so I watched some TV, Father Ted was good but Family Guy had me laughing so hard I almost threw up. Which was apt, as it was the episode where Peter Griffin sells his daughter Meg to the local pharmacist to pay off his tab. Peter runs up the massive bill without realising, at one point asking what flavour suppositories are available. Pharmacist asks "You're not eating these are you Peter?" to which Griffin replies sarcastically "Noooooo, I'm shoving them up my butt!" The part which really made me laugh was when Peter arranges a vomiting competition between himself, Stewie, Chris and Brian their pet dog. There is one slice of pie left in the fridge, and Peter acquires vomit-inducing medicine from the pharmacist, saying "Last one to puke gets to eat the pie". Predictably all four of them end up puking copiously over the floor and even each other and nobody wants to touch the pie. Recommended, if you're easily amused in a childish kind of way!

Looking For Work

Well, although I don't feel like it I need to drag my ass into town to trawl the agencies again. If you know of anywhere there's a job going, suitable for a reliable, hard-working bloke like me, drop me a line! Me and Yosser Hughes, kindred spirits.....

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