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Posted by: Eddie2sox Tuesday 18th December 2007, 10:06pm

I love a crackpot theory, it helps to remind you that you're not completely hatstand yourself. Check THIS lot out! (The Youtube clip is quite long, but fantastically mental, the bloke really believes it all!). If you want a good laugh, go for it.

In the above video, Stewart Swerdlow claims that extra-terrestrial reptilian warlocks performed all sorts of genetic experiments on earth's indigenous species some 200,000 years ago.

They took dolphins, for example, and mixed them with humans, themselves a genetic hybrid. Swerdlow claims that people with autism are really descendants of that Atlantean hybridisation process, because they have dolphin genetics

"An autistic person is really a dolphin in a human body for all intents and purposes"

There will be some genetic similarity, compatibility, and potential for cross-breeding between dolphins and humans, on account of each species' mamallian heritage

Is there any other evidence of ancient hybridisation programs? Well, for instance, there is evidence the Cheetah is genetically half cat and half dog. In other words, a genetic composite that biologists/geneticists today cannot duplicate.

Then there is the sudden appearance of ourselves, as Homo Sapien, some 200,000 years ago, from seemingly nowhere. We were closely followed by the sudden appearance of many other domesticated modern animals (cows, sheep chickens etc), whose by-products of dairy and meat seem to have been created especially for humans - we need to consume optimum amounts of vitamin B12, tryptophan and all 22 amino-acids - only the by-products of domesticated beasts allow us to reach our nutritional requirements.

Then of course there are the domestic crops that just sprang out of nowhere from previously indigestable plants that had evolved for million of years. Seemingly overnight, these crops evolved so they were perfect for human consumption.

History is littered with references to, and evidence of, inter special genetic hybridization. Some of this fact is mistaken for fantasy, such as the legends of minotaurs, centaurs, lycanthropes, mermen and mermaids. Some of it is given history, albeit misrepresented by the euphimism 'domestication'. 'Domesticated' by whom, how, and for what purpose?

For example, the common domesticated pig was created by mixing human and wild boar genes. This explains the pink skin, human eyes and disturbingly human eyelashes. It also explains why some cultures have, since antiquity, outlawed the consumption of porcine foodstuffs.

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