Names, Parrots and Little Nigel!

Apparrently women think that certain blokes names are the key to their lunchbox department, this has something to do with me being called Little Nigel! And smuggling parrots is big in Belarus!

Hi you all,

Main topic of discussion on the show today was of a survey that revealed women think that men called Dave are most likely to be well endowed. The names Paul, Steve and Richard score favourably as well in the 'biggest' list. I was upset when I discovered my name is 3rd on the smallest list! Everyone started calling me Little Nigel!

The things people do - a man was arrested when he tried to smuggle 277 parrots out of Belarus. Border control guards nicked him when he turned up at the checkpoint with the parrots in cages tied to the side of his BICYCLE! But they were hard to detect!

Very unprofessional of me to crack up on air this morning right at the start of Jimmy's Riddle. When Shaun started to read "I can be hairy and itchy all over..." all I could think of was - is this the reason Shaun not on the 'biggest' or 'smallest' lists? (See above)

It's £109 on the Mystery Voice tomorrow as no-one could come up with the lady's identity this morning. Lisa Kudrow has been added to the 'Do not say..' list as she has been guessed as many times as Geena Davis - Nooooooooo!

If you are thinking of having a go at the £500 Sound at 8.15 tomorrow, don't so any of these - A raindrop, tap dripping, a jar of butter on a worktop, a ping pong ball, popcorn popping or a light switch. These were all wrong this morning.

It's the last ever Jimmy's Riddle tomorrow - producer Sheree provides the brainteaser between 10.40 and 11.40.

See you then my old muckers,

Nigel and Shaun

Fen Radio 107.5 Breakfast Show 7am - Midday

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