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Mmmmmanic Monday, Simon Cowell's not 'Up for it' and Mick Jagger Assasination?

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Posted by: Fen Radio Breakfast Monday 3rd March 2008, 12:01pm

Simon Cowell has been offered big bucks to advertise something that 'helps' men out and Mick Jagger's been getting on the wick of some old Hells Angels ....

So Good Morning, welcome to another weird, whacky and wonderful week here at Fen Radio, Shaun on Blog duty today, as I had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off, Nige's got me doing the business today ...

We found out today that Mr. Nasty Simon Cowell has been offered £1million to advertise 'Viagra', but apparently he was insulted ... were not quite certain why he was insulted, maybe he thought he was worth a little more, or he didn't want to rise to the ocassion and put his face on something designed to make men rise, if you get me!?

Mystic Nigel was out today with his Crystal Balls, predicting the future of the Fens in just one Word (for entertainment purposes only, of course) ...

Here's what Nigel predicted ...

Libra - WINNING
Scorpio - DECISIONS
Sagittarius - FOOTBALL
Capricorn - SOLUTIONS
Aquarious - UNFAIR (brilliant ... I'm an Aquarious)
Pisces - BELIEF
Aries - CONVERSATION
Taurus - RESENTMENT
Gemini - SUCCESS
Cancer - FREEDOM
Leo - TELEVISION
Virgo - PARTNERS

Ooooh, interesting stuff eh? Hope they all mean good things for all of you out there in Blog land.

Things weren't so good for Mick Jagger, as it emerged today that there was an assasination attempt on him ... IN 1969 ... why are they telling us now!?

Makes me wonder ... why did they keep that from us, when it was an unsuccessful attempt at that, weird stuff BUT the funniest thing about this was the attempt on his life came from a bunch of Hells Angels who tried to shoot him but there boat capsised before they could get him ...

I dunno eh? They probably couldn't get enough 'Satisfaction' ... ho ho ho, I'm such a joker.

So on tomorrow's show we have 'CELEBRITY FIRING-SQUAD', basically it's your chance to shoot a celebrity, if there's one that really gets on your nerves then leave us a comment telling us why you want them gunned down and we'll do it live on air.

But for now, it's time for me to ride off into the sunset and leave this town, well, it's time for me to go home, until tomorrow morning from 7am

£163 on the mystery voice, £500 on the £500 sound, so plenty of money to give away so you better join us from 7am

Bye.

Shaun
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