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Work Experience last week, and now, Sex Education today! Did you know they give condoms away these days? I didn't, either. Didn't know where to look when the baby told us she'd got a condom! She then proceeeded to make it worse by sitting in one of the armchairs, undoing the packet, unrolling it, pulling it, streching it, SMELLING IT(!), and, finally, blowing it up and letting it rip around the front room. She played with it in front of all of us!! I would have died before I'd done something like this in front of my parents! The baby then informed us that the school was giving out chocolate and strawberry flavour condoms as well. Oh My God! Isn't it just amazing how kids just have the natural knack of making you feel old and totally out of it? Thats another chapter completed in my growing oldness then! New web page is done, complete with Paypal button, and is now on line. I'm ready to start trading with the business to business site tomorrow, and from here on, I'm concentrating now on getting the retail site up and running properly as well - marketing it from the weekend onwards. And with the bills that have fell through my letterbox today, I'm going to need every penny, Urgently.
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