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Sorry - No Shorts

Blog: What's Going On?
Posted by: Current Affairs Blog
Friday 14th March 2008, 5:00pm

According to tall scientists short men are the most likely to be jealous. Lofty researchers arrived at this conclusion after querying 549 adults men and women.

They wanted to rate how jealous short fatties felt and to identify the qualities that made them feel the most insecure.

The university researchers discovered that teeny weeny men felt insecure, nervous about attractive, rich and strong rivals, and taller men were the most relaxed.

Previous research has suggested that taller men are likely to be more successful in their careers, earn more and have more attractive girlfriends and this research also suggested taller chaps enjoyed psychological advantage.

"For many years we have been aware of SAS - Short-A***d-Syndrome and now we have the proof. I suppose the resentment and anger is to be expected - there's a limit to how many times you can be told by barstaff - sorry we don't serve shorts"



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